
If you do find me, come ask me what i used to do for a crust. I'm no longer contractually obliged to keep secrets. Boo ya!
"I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home" Billy Connolly.
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an if i dont findya im in the feckin wrong country, innit?
Maybe im in the wrong country! Wanna swap?
You wouldnae wanna live in this stalinist state. I'm outta here soon hopefully. Aff tae the land o' the free. Wheer one can light a fire in the laybys. Wheer one can have some craic with the locals. Wheer one can still smoke a fag in the local bar.
Thats right, the bar in the house of commons, London.
SHIT! they whidnae let me park ma caravan up on that they square. the daft conts.
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